Cotolo Chronicles

As a public service to our listeners, here is a free eye examination. It should establish if you see well. If you don't pass the test, chances are you don't see well. And if you don't see well, you may need corrective lenses. If you get mistaken lenses you will not see well enough. Do not judge this test as a diagnosis. If you fail this test, see an eye doctor. Never, however, trust an eye doctor who cannot look you in the eye or who swears he sees a parrot on your shoulder. Good luck on the test. (Stand a few feet away from the computer screen, cover one eye and read the letters aloud. Do not count the dots inbetween the letters. If you cover both eyes and see the letters at all, you automatically pass.)

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