Cotolo Chronicles

Now that the hype for the movie Snakes On A Plane has faded, all that is left is the title. It generated such buzz that Hollywood is preparing to produce a string of spinoffs using its title-power. Here are the titles of some already in progress.

Turtles On A Ship; Lizards On A Boat; Crocodiles On A Car; Birds On A Raft; Rats On A Roller Coaster; Bears On A School Bus; Eagles On A Golf Cart; Fish On A Freight Train;

Gorillas On A Gondolier; Frogs On A Jeep; Lions On A Dump Truck; Manatees On A Tractor; Mallards On A Merry-Go-Round; Racoons On A Rocket Ship; Sharks On A Helicopter;
Wolves On A Space Shuttle; Whales On A Wagon; Elephants On A Flat Bed Truck;

Zebras On A Zeppelin; Horses On A Bicycle; Chickens On A Stagecoach; Ducks On A Motorcycle; and Geese On A Skateboard.

And don't forget there already are these movies:
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof; Clams On A Half Shell; Strangers On A Train; Bird On A Wire; Three On A Match; Puppet On A Chain; Three Men On A Horse; Cuckoo On A Choo Choo; Butterfly On A Wheel, et al.