Friday, March 24, 2006
Things couldn't be better if they were true
The numbers are up and we couldn't be more proud of their strength. These numbers are the result of the only calculating process in the world that could produce them. Can you handle the truth? Our program, which has a patented Italian design, incorporates a Japanese design and is said to be "like a spa for the soul." Imagine the possibilities now? With numbers like these, who needs an audience?
Thank you all for your unlimited support and to Dr. Xia Lei. These numbers would not have surfaced without 5,000 years of proven Chinese medicine, no less the use of a lab in Singapore. We are guaranteed that the numbers are accurate to within one second over one million years. Thank you, Dolce & Gabbana.