Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Recent journal notes
Some notes on things we are doing, saying, thinking, planning, etcetera.
We want to go head to head with Ask Jeeves and create a search engine that only finds links to sites relating to movies of the 1950s that star then-famous musclemen . We intend to call it Ask Reeves.
There is a rumor circulating about Playboy magazine. In 2006, Cindy Sheehan naked?
Gorilla Glue? When did horses lose the franchise on glue?
We have found the fourth book in the Rosy Crucifixion trilogy. Add Texas to Sexus, Nexus and Plexus. There may be a fifth, Lexus and a sixth, Ambidextrous. That is still unconfirmed since we have already added another element to a trilogy, which is not legal in 34 states.
Quote of the year (so far): “It’s getting harder to find a shmuck who’ll believe in anything.” That comes from Llori Stein.
I continue trying to pass a bill through Congress that makes it illegal for a baseball player to have any nickname other than “Moose.”
In 2008, Sept. 8 falls on a Tuesday. Most people are unaware of this right now.
I am encouraging Rick Santorum and Hillary Clinton to co-write a book titled, It Takes a Village Idiot.
My son began taking growth hormones only last month and he is already ten feet taller.
We want to go head to head with Ask Jeeves and create a search engine that only finds links to sites relating to movies of the 1950s that star then-famous musclemen . We intend to call it Ask Reeves.
There is a rumor circulating about Playboy magazine. In 2006, Cindy Sheehan naked?
Gorilla Glue? When did horses lose the franchise on glue?
We have found the fourth book in the Rosy Crucifixion trilogy. Add Texas to Sexus, Nexus and Plexus. There may be a fifth, Lexus and a sixth, Ambidextrous. That is still unconfirmed since we have already added another element to a trilogy, which is not legal in 34 states.
Quote of the year (so far): “It’s getting harder to find a shmuck who’ll believe in anything.” That comes from Llori Stein.
I continue trying to pass a bill through Congress that makes it illegal for a baseball player to have any nickname other than “Moose.”
In 2008, Sept. 8 falls on a Tuesday. Most people are unaware of this right now.
I am encouraging Rick Santorum and Hillary Clinton to co-write a book titled, It Takes a Village Idiot.
My son began taking growth hormones only last month and he is already ten feet taller.
