Monday, July 04, 2005
More days of joy in July
Happy July Fourth. As the sky lights from celebrative explosions, here are some other days you might consider to celebrate this July.
July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day
The festivities make it on a wing and a prayer.
July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day
Of all the cookies there are, the simple sugar cookie best illustrates how Americans feel about their small, round baked goods. Dunking is not only allowed, it is suggested.
July 11 is National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
Poets might tell you that you will need a lot more than one day to cheer up the lonely, but spending time with one such person today could do wonders for your own soul, which, let’s face it, could use some repair.
July 14 is National Nude Day
For as far as the naked eye can see.
July 16 is International Juggling Day
A recent study presented the theory that nine out of every ten people cannot juggle and more people are injured learning to juggle each year than are injured learning to sky jump.
July 20 is Ugly Truck Contest Day
I have no idea where you go to show your ugly vehicle or who judges the lack of beauty but be sure there will be plenty of fellows with beards, missing teeth and sweaty brows around the contest areas.
July 22 is Ratcatcher's Day
Like, try to find one of these any day.
July 27 is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
Whether or not you are in the pants when you walk has not been clarified. Check with your local authorities.
July 29 is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
Yeah, right.
July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day
The festivities make it on a wing and a prayer.
July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day
Of all the cookies there are, the simple sugar cookie best illustrates how Americans feel about their small, round baked goods. Dunking is not only allowed, it is suggested.
July 11 is National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
Poets might tell you that you will need a lot more than one day to cheer up the lonely, but spending time with one such person today could do wonders for your own soul, which, let’s face it, could use some repair.
July 14 is National Nude Day
For as far as the naked eye can see.
July 16 is International Juggling Day
A recent study presented the theory that nine out of every ten people cannot juggle and more people are injured learning to juggle each year than are injured learning to sky jump.
July 20 is Ugly Truck Contest Day
I have no idea where you go to show your ugly vehicle or who judges the lack of beauty but be sure there will be plenty of fellows with beards, missing teeth and sweaty brows around the contest areas.
July 22 is Ratcatcher's Day
Like, try to find one of these any day.
July 27 is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
Whether or not you are in the pants when you walk has not been clarified. Check with your local authorities.
July 29 is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
Yeah, right.
